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Archivist's Note: -It is believed that all surviving audio recordings of the infamous 1889 Libertylurker interview with Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi are fakes produced by American publicists at the turn of the twentieth century. Archaic spellings and other minor deviations in the French transcription can be attributed to these publicists. The deviations have been preserved to maintain the transcription's historical integrity. -While American publicists correctly capitalized "États-Unis" (United States) in their transcriptions of Libertylurker interviews, French writers often left the country in lowercase to subtly hint at their own anti-American sentiments. -Includes a newly restored clip from ST-LI 1.8084. Film damage is no longer visible.

Archivist's Note: -Perpetrators of the Rushmore Revenge incident remain at large.

Archivist's Note: -The 2003 Alcatraz Attack continues to baffle the scientific community.

Archivist's Note: -Excerpt from the 2002 documentary "DEANDEMOCRACY: A Look Back at America's 37th President."

Archivist's Note: -It remains a mystery how the Angel bypassed the anti-burglar doors of Air Force One. The doors' jagged sides and sophisticated lock mechanisms were designed to ensure that no slim jim would be effective. Peculiar distortions in the plastic doorway of the main entrance were attributed to the Angel. -Nearly all existing photographs and videos of the Angel were taken at stops Air Force One made during its flight. -Air Force One was successfully shot down when it re-entered the restricted airspace of Washington, D.C.

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Archivist's Note: -Footage from the 2003 event may trigger seizures in people with photosensitive epilepsy. -Includes a newly restored clip from Washington Standard Operation. Film damage is no longer visible. -The 20th Washington Absentee has been identified.

Archivist's Note: -Partially restored.

Archivist's Note: -Although primarily written by Virginia herself, the final draft of "Virginia in Wonderland" does contain words and phrases provided by her legal guardian for clarification. -Construction of the Rockefeller Center began in early 1930, when pre-existing buildings in the area were demolished to provide space. The Center's original Christmas tree, raised by its own construction workers, was first seen by J.D. Rockefeller toward the end of this period of demolitions. Inspired, Rockefeller handpicked three trees for the next three Christmases (1931, 1932, 1933). The Special Tree would make its first appearance at the Center on the fourth year (1934).

Archivist's Note: -Two cameras were used during the Arnoldsons' trip: a professional photography camera and a one-time-use video camcorder. The inexpensive camcorder produced low-quality clips, which were further degraded by the stabilization effects added with Maize Movie Maker.

Archivist's Note: -To minimize geographical disorientation, the Monarca's route was simulated with a contemporary map from our timeline. The modern-day borders of European countries are widely known. -In regards to Freedom's "metal eyelids," as mentioned in Nina Crawford's journal, it is believed that the child was unfamiliar with the term 'plaster' and instead named the most durable material she knew of: metal.

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Statement from Maize: -Did you know that several photographs of President Dean have been manipulated to protect legitimate national security interests? Visit our TWTTR account for more fun facts! 🌽

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Statement from Maize: -Out of respect for Deaf culture, the surgical procedures developed under the Dean administration were made optional for all Americans. However, acute social pressure compelled nearly every citizen with deafness to accept medical treatment. Those who were against treatment were frequently ostracized from society, and some were even harassed into fleeing the country. What do you think of President James Dean and the Great Siren Disaster? Share your thoughts on TWTTR! 🌽

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Statement from Maize: -Everett Arnoldson, commonly referred to as the 20th Washington Absentee, is a humanoid creature that is purported to inhabit the forests of the Washington Zone. Have you ever seen Everett? Share your sightings on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Both the "Anti-Device Association" and the splinter group "Advocates for the Division of America" are criminal organizations. If you encounter members of either group, please report them to your local authorities. -The 2003 World Egg Transmission was produced digitally by the ADA and converted to an analog signal for broadcasting. -UZA maps are updated yearly to reflect the expanding nature of the Three Zones. Keep up with the latest developments on TWTTR! 🌽

Statement from Maize: -Archaic spellings and other minor deviations in the French transcriptions can be attributed to American publicists (often Liberty Liars) at the turn of the twentieth century. These deviations have been preserved to maintain the transcriptions' historical integrity. -While American publicists correctly capitalized "États-Unis" (United States) in their transcriptions of Libertylurker interviews, French writers often left the country in lowercase to subtly hint at their own anti-American sentiments. -Cthonaut, designation, derived from the Greek words for underworld and sailor. Ask a question to a real Cthonaut on TWTTR! 🌽

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Cthonaut Transmission: -Howard Melrose knows.

Cthonaut Transmission: -The Horned Serpent lives.

Cthonaut Transmission: -Godspeed, Angel.

Cthonaut Transmission: -The Martian Serpent lives.

Cthonaut Transmission: -Stalemate, Angel.

Cthonaut Transmission: -Everyone loves you, Monty.

Cthonaut Transmission: -Euthanasia is an option for those suffering from American Wonderland Syndrome.

Cthonaut Transmission: -The portrait of Vice President James Dean at 0:26 has not been found.

Cthonaut Transmission: -After Clift spoke, James Dean, alive and well, joined him in the spotlight. Dean declared into the microphone, “Monty Clift is the one man in the world who can prevent nuclear war.”

Cthonaut Transmission: -Good luck, Everett Arnoldson.

Cthonaut Transmission: -Mr. Serling and his publishers agreed that “The Death of President Dean” was a far more eye-catching title than “The Death of Vice President Dean.” After all, many expected Dean to run for office after President Clift’s term ended. A foolish dream.

Claim: Operation Seed is ongoing. Evaluation (as of 2023): True.

Claim: The Debate Demon persists. Evaluation (as of 2023): True.

Claim: God bless America (prayer). Evaluation: Remains unanswered. WHAT IS THE SPECIAL TREE? Throughout the various Timestreams of the Monument Mythos, strange portals in the shape of trees keep individuals out of harm's way. But who decides the fate of these Escapees? Where are they sent to? The disturbing experiences of Maya Wray Arnoldson and Leonard West Morlin shed some light.

Claim: "Heaven is a room filled with silence and devoid of people." Evaluation (as of 2023): Unverified.

Claim: The Monument Monster reigns. Evaluation (as of 2023): In all likelihood.

Claim: "All things truly wicked start from innocence." Evaluation (as of 2023): Authentic quote from Senator Ernest Hemingway.

Claim: "Our greatest national resource is the minds of our children." Evaluation (as of 2024): Authentic quote from Dr. Walt Disney.

Claim: "Dictator Rob Pattinson burned America to the ground!" Evaluation (as of 2024): President Robert Pattinson was not a dictator.

Claim: EMETOPHOBIA WARNING Evaluation (as of 2024): 2:50 - 4:40

Claim: The original Trinity Desk can be found deep within a national park. Evaluation (as of 2024): Confirmed.

Claim: "As of 2024, Riley Tillon remains in the care of his friends." Evaluation (as of 2024): False.

History repeats. History rhymes. Humans forget.